im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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