he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Randomize
