I love black thongs
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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