dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
