hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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