yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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