I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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