you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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