oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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