Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize