This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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