Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
