How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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