Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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