There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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