but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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