I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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