I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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