Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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