Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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