Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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