How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize