Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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