hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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