it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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