i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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