She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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