we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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