If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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