didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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