Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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