She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Randomize