i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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