Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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