It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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