Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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