I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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