i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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