so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
well you can't waste a boner
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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