spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
How's work?
Spinning.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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