Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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