you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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