Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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