So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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