I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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