I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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