That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I need moral support for this bender
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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