i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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