its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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