How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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