There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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