bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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