Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We have started to decorate penises.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
